05/04/09 - v Belvedere Wanderers
29/03/09 - v Danson Albion - like a gallon of magners
15/03/09 - v Hayden - "He wouldn't sign for savoy or tigers cos there Shite!"
08/03/09 - v Savoy Sports (Cup Semi Final) - "All things Bright and beautiful"
01/03/09 - v Danson Albion - "He'll paint your house for free"
15/02/09 - v Woodside Celtic - "Other local scores"
01/02/09 - v Old Roan Mega Tigers - "When Al was just a little boy"
18/01/09 - v Broadwater (Cup) - "when the ball hits the net"
07/12/08 - v Hayden Youth - "We are top of the league"
23/11/08 - v Woodside Celtic (Cup) - "Christmas time, viagra and wine....."
16/11/08 - v Bromley Spartans - "Ali Worth, wherever you may be ..."
09/11/08 - v Belvedere Wanderers - "There's only one Toddler Knuckley"
26/10/08 - v New Abbey (Cup) - "Ginger Joe Arnolds Lot FC"
19/10/08 - v Woodside Celtic - "Don't blame it on the Spurling"
12/10/08 - v Savoy Sports - "You're Shish and you know you are!"
05/10/08 - v Bromley Spartans - "We always sing when were winning"...at last!
28/09/08 - v AFC Brasenose(Cup) - "I'm forever blowing Knuckley"
14/09/08 - v Old Roan Mega Tigers -
07/09/08 - v Clifton Torpedoes - "Brazil…its just like watching Brazil" !!!!!!